The First Month

59, before 60

2009-10-29T21:36:00.000+08:00

Unavailable.
Forever.
Whatever.

Hmm,

2009-10-28T17:25:00.000+08:00

HAHAHAHAHA! Had MUCH fun? Yupyupyup. Even though all the stations were kinda (............) still passable eh? GAWD. I think the people who mangaged to catch me when i fall are all Superman! But seriously, it's damn scary at first. But the thing that irritated me was when the councillor kept saying, "YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT TAKING IT SERIOUSLY ENOUGH." Helloooo? Not everyone is like that if you used your FISH eyes x_x.
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| I really relived my childhood days today. Dunnoooo why. HAHAHA. Long time since it's like that. I guess that it's okay to be childish at times? Like someone said, "Enjoy it before it's gone." Agreed. Besides, not everyone had a childhood. Happy. They lost the rights to have. |

For your own happiness, please put a smile on your face. Thank you. ;D

BAAAAlloons!

2009-10-24T18:13:00.000+08:00

Watch this. It is SO retarded.

Yet i think it's the BEST parody of One Time so far :)

HEALTH CARNIVAL TODAY

Not many people came. So disappointed. So much for "PLEASE SUPPORT THE SEC 1s & 2s!" Bullshit manzxc :/

The BEST thing was that... Our cards were all NOT sold out! Isn't that just great??? But thank God cos there's Henna :D
Went around shouting Henna like a stupid DODO BIRD. But my effort paid off i guess. Then someone thought my name was Hannah. Wtf i already had a name tag on me!

MDM CHITRA WAS THE FIRST TO BUY OUR STUFF!!! APPLAUSE PLEASEEEEE. ;D
She was like, "Girl, girl. This one? How much?" *Question marks and LOL everywhere.*

Went IMM to lunch. Saw a naked guy model (unintentionally) at Cotton On. Sorry no pics :P

I am tired and satisfied. I shall go and sleep. Oh, and Naughty G= Not Good, not goood.

G-sus

2009-10-23T21:21:00.000+08:00

Firstly, i want to say something that i have never said before to anyone.

JONGHAN,

I AM BLOODY PISSED WITH YOU.

You just JUDGED ME TODAY. Lemme tell you something. Nobody JUDGES ME.

You say that my character sucks balls my whatever attitude. YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T EFFING CRITISIZE ME. Cos YOU GOT NO RIGHTS TO DO SO. You Got A SERIOUS Attitude Problem. & IT ANNOYS ME 100000000000000000000000000000000000%

& i didn't change. Cos i don't follow.

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NAUGHTY G

I WANT TO DRINK. Anywayzxc, The DEFINITION:

Epimedium, also known as Rowdy Lamb Herb, Barrenwort, Bishop's Hat, Fairy Wings, Horny Goat Weed, or Yin Yang Huo (Chinese: 淫羊藿), is a genus of about 60 or more species of herbaceous flowering plants in the family Berberidaceae. The large majority are endemic to southern China, with further outposts in Europe,[1] and central, southern and eastern Asia.

Epimedium species are hardy perennials. The majority have four-petaled "spider-like" flowers in spring. Many are believed to be aphrodisiacs, particularly horny goat weed.
(Thanks to Wiki, like always)

One Word: HIGH!

I suggest this cos this is MUCH MUCH CHEAPER than the original goat weed pills. 1 bottle for $150!!!

Please don't think that way as i am a 101% pure person :)

TRY!

2009-10-22T22:00:00.001+08:00

I think it's hilarious :D

Mel shared LOTS of stories today. All about *ahem. Got back all results alr. Thank God NO C, D, E , Fs. :D That means that i won't be slaughtered or massacred by my parents!

Nic just showed me a !@#$%^&*() disgusting nose job pic. GAWD. The nose hair, stiches, BLOOD.

Speaking of BLOOD,
Shermel- Pig (Credits to Nicole :P) *OMG i don't think i will survive after those two ladies kill me.*
Nicole- Bloody
Renz- Vomit
Me- Skeleton

Some lame and no-sense conversation between me and my elder bro. The no-sense is obviously him. AS USUAL :)

Him: skeleton fingers

Him: ba ba black sheep

Me: freak you get lost blackie

Him: zzz i still stuck at my report

Him: ggxx

Him: you go kill yourself la

Him: disgusting girl

Me: PCK!

Him: that alwys sit like a trishaw rider

Him: lol

Him: you gona have more pimples than me

Me: greenie nerd

Me: display pic

Him: spastic girl angel

look like insect

insect also don't know how to define

dont pretend offline lah shit

hahahahahahahaha

LAG

HAVE A MEGA MEAL

BE A MEGA NERD

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You have just sent a nudge.

YUE.★ says:

don't nudge

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YUE.★ says:

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You have just sent a nudge.

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YUE.★ says:

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you have PARKINSONS huh?

KB [Artemis, 09S65, OG 1, HC Ultimate] just sent you a nudge.

YUE.★ says:

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KB [Artemis, 09S65, OG 1, HC Ultimate] says:

bleach

YUE.★ says:

Micheal Jackson

spell like that is it?

pardon my incorrigible engrish

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YUE.★ says:

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you are retarded

i am a genius to say that

KB [Artemis, 09S65, OG 1, HC Ultimate] says:

stupid beeeeeeeh

YUE.★ says:

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it is

beach

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fail engrish

KB [Artemis, 09S65, OG 1, HC Ultimate] says:

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lol

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KB [Artemis, 09S65, OG 1, HC Ultimate] says:

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YUE.★ says:

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KB [Artemis, 09S65, OG 1, HC Ultimate] says:

mine better

YUE.★ says:

lol

my eng teacher the BEST IN SG

AND SOME SAY INDIA.

Bye.

look into those eyes

2009-10-20T20:46:00.000+08:00

Baked alot of muffins today. Chocolate chip ones. Mine tasted...HORRIBLE. What do you expect from someone who don't even know how to crack an egg? I feel so noob. Hah.

WATCH THIS. EXTREME!

I will freak out if i lose ALL my teeth one day. Omg. I will really become the Lao Zhar Bo! Nooooooo.

< What if i become like her???

Look at those eyes. She looks like she's gonna boil me. The lipstick is horrible. Thank goodness 7th Month is over. And the sagging skin! It looks like play dough. 100% GROSS. My Ahma is more chio than her lah.
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Shall NOT think anymore. Must. Live. On. No Granny!

Bye.
L.O.L (Little Old Lady)
No wayyyyyy.

2009-10-17T17:24:00.002+08:00

സൊ വാട്ട്‌ ഇഫ്‌ ഐ ക്നെവ് യു? തെരെ വണ്‍'ടി ബി എനി ദിഫ്ഫെര്‍സ് മടെ ടോ മൈ ലൈഫ്.

so what?

2009-10-17T17:23:00.002+08:00

I WILL NEVER EVER FORGET THIS. Me and Thomas did this when we were like supposed to write a script for LA. We totally screwed the whole piece of paper. HAHAHAHAHA. But even though it's like junk, i think that it holds many wonderful memories. :)

Went JP today to shop for gifts. Then there's this Super cool thumbdrive which can give out smell like aroma, not odour. Sad enough, they sold out the flavour i want. What is this lah!? Wasted my time when i could sleep at home. Grr...

Before you accomplish that aim, you are so freaking excited that you can jump off the building or scream all the shit in you out. Then, when you accomplished it, you feel the adrenaline in you and then soon after, nothing happens. You'll be like so...? No point. So what?

***The above are all crap that you may want to not read***

Enzymes

2009-10-15T18:10:00.000+08:00

If you people were wondering why it's The First Month, turn my name around. Yeah. Don't think about it anymore. Yes.
Anyway, enzymes help to break down large substances into smaller ones right? Therefore, (F) needs enzymes. I know, my science is just... so... unbelievably AWESOME. Yet unfortunately, i got an F9. That's just so F.antastic.
Renz didn't come today cos she overslept. Like ROFL.

I will rip those balls off. Just kidding :)

2009-10-13T21:31:00.002+08:00

It's over.

Meatballs are for Ang mohs, Fishballs are for Singaporeans

2009-10-04T21:37:00.001+08:00

*removed due to some annonymous reason*

GAWD, Feel so hungry! I think this movie is SO awesome. I LOVE the fortune cookie part. LOL. Can you just imagine all the foood? HAHAHAHAHA. So gonna love it. FOOD.

Fame, that's what you want. Lame, that's what you are. It totally ruins your personality when it's already imperfect.

BOOMZ.

2009-10-03T20:08:00.001+08:00

Just when i woke up today feeling so *yawns*, SOMETHING BIG happened!

I FREAKIN' SAW THE CLASS 95 CREW WALKING FOR THE "MILES FOR SMILES".

Here goes, I was in the car with my friend's family when we saw them trekking. They are walking miles to raise money for children with cleft lips. I heard it's from Jurong Point to Pasir Ris or something like that. Anyway, we stopped by to donate. Saw Glenn Ong, Flying Dutchman(And no, he wasn't flying but walking), & others.
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Guess that's the only INTERESTING thing that happened. Whereas EVERYTHING ELSE IS shit.

Right now i'm using Nescafe to survive!!! Mug. Mug. Mug.

BOOMZ BOOMZ POW.

Yaw i'm a one-of-a-kind faggot that can stink the whole bus.

2009-10-02T18:17:00.001+08:00

I was PMS-ing the whole time. Felt so FREAKED-UP. And wanna know why? ALL THE FREAKING TEACHERS ARE RUSHING US ON EVERY SUBJECT. And then all the shit exams are approaching. Wth is this shit yaw? I seriously feel like slaughtering JT. She's so SLOW and NAGGY. She's like talking to herself. And she'll be,"Question 2. Okay, question 2. Hmm, alright." LIKE WHO DOESN'T KNOW THAT'S QUESTION 2.

Then there's the NEKNEK. Never mind that she's very very very very boring. She goes through the slide like a marathon. (NOT THAT SHE'S RUNNING ONE,SHE'LL PROBABLY DIE HALFYWAY). Everytime she completes a sentence. 3 seconds later i'll be"What?" VOLCANOES, EARTHQUAKES BLAH. We already have an earthquake in our class. The one who caused the terrorizing(not to me tho) SICHUAN EARTHQUAKE. But i really pissed her off today. :) She was blocking my way, when two people could walk through BUT SHE TOTALLY OCCUPIED UP ALL THE SPACE. HAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOZER.

But you know what?! IMMA SURVIVE ALL THESE CRAP TILL THE END. That's why i'm a Fat Super Man!

"Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible and achieves the impossible."

Keep that in your bouncy/juicy brain. ;D

wonder.

2009-09-26T21:06:00.000+08:00

EOYs are coming. But sometimes i don't seem to be so stressed about it when i am supposed to be. They say that you can slack it off during Sec 1. HAHAHA. I doubt so. Anyway, Annie Lim gave us the Green Revolution test. But guess what? We pissed her butt off. Kept asking what did the question mean, whether we could discuss when they said "Discuss." Like LOL. Obviously not right? Guess we just love to do that. I still remember when i kept annoying Ms Debarati with the same question asked in a different way. Funny lah. :D
Sometimes, i wonder how people can hate someone as long as they lived. Isn't it like so tiring? Everyday you have to remind yourself that you hate that person. Actually, after a while, you'll realise that there's no point in doing this kind of thing. Cos you have no more reason to do so.
I realised that you are okay sometimes. But that does not mean anything.

eggs

2009-09-20T20:16:00.000+08:00

My Dad is playing Frances Yip's song over and over AGAIN. Annoying. Really. Gah. Haven't finished my Art yet :( I couldn't care less about it if it isn't in my grades. Oh. And we have a CEP exam?! *Character Education Programme* This is SO amazing. Why do we even have an exam for this kind of thing. Waste of time and oh, trust me, 1/5's character is great FYI. We don't need an exam for that :D
Should i go for the band thingy? $14. Hmm...

da bombzxc

2009-09-19T21:49:00.000+08:00

Rained and rained. Hmm, nice weather tho. I like :) Can't be bothered to study today. But i did made an effort to wake up at 9.45 today! 1 hr earlier than usual. What an accomplishment. Suddenly everyone's crazy about Justin Bieber. HAHAHA. Monday's a holiday. How sad. But i may go out at least :D Shopping spreeeee.

Favourite Girl (L)

2009-09-18T21:33:00.000+08:00

இ அம பிச்செது வித் ஆப் வித் தேம.

constipation

2009-09-18T21:20:00.001+08:00

I believe that Ms Debarati is the MOST reasonable teacher in the world cos she freaking made us stand for like 20 mins. Just because we boo-ed. That sucks. We are like trying to distress ourselves from all the homework and just expressing ourselves in a way. What's wrong? Tsk. Express yourselves people. Before you lose the chance. Anyway, combined P.T today. It was really weird. But i like the sing song part cos it's retarded.
Sometimes you take things for granted and when it's gone, it's gone forever. So treasure people! Stay happy! :D
HAHHAH.

fishballs

2009-09-12T20:44:00.000+08:00

Hi. This is YueYi's Home for Hairy Friends. Enjoy your visit. Don't need to worry. It's F.O.C :)

This is Blue Fatty. This is Stitch.

This is Blackie. This is Pooh.

Ok, this is real retarded yet hairy/furry. Monday!

totally failures

2009-09-11T20:25:00.003+08:00

Hmm, Nicole blogged about Justin Bieber!!! HAHA actually i heard his song on radio. People it's called ONE TIME. And omg it rocks. Even though his voice is abit weird, his songs are nice. I have to find a chinese movie to write my riji. CHINESE. Firstly, i rarely watch movies, secondly, i don't watch chinese movies. I probably won't understand 101% of it. That's why i love subtitles.
Any good recommendation?
Guys who let their girlfriends push them around like asking them to carry their bags are pathetic.
Girls who does that are hopeless.

Copy me, copy you. Copy lah.

dancing queen

2009-09-06T18:20:00.002+08:00

YAY! The video can be uploaded :) Enjoy the gruesome and disturbing scene. I love the part when the oreo balls fly out. Going to Nicole's house tmr! Can't wait. Her mother's ordering pizzaaaa! OMG she rock. Hopefully can take alot alot alot of pictures. The weather is so cold. I don't like. I like HOTNESS. Psst. ;D

banana montana

2009-09-05T17:49:00.003+08:00

Leaving in 10 mins time. Life's so unpredictable sometimes. But, let's face it. Unbelievable? This is called Reality.

Bollywood

2009-09-04T20:17:00.002+08:00

PEOPLE there's some freaking problem so i can't post the video of meeeeee. HAHAHA. Anyway, if you wanna see it just head on to Nicole's blog. And if you are too lazy to just even move your mouse then forget it. But it's super funny and retarded. Ok actually it's me doing a dare, by nicole. She was like gonna give me 60c IF I PARADE AROUND THE CANTEEN WITH OREO CREAM WHITE BALLS. What we did was actually roll the white cream into TWO BALLS and stuff it up my nose. Horrified? Not surprised. Its disgusting okay and your nose will smell like some oreo shit. Laughed like mad. Angel's laugh is very contagious. VERY.

Me and Manasi created our own bollywood dance. It's super cool ok?

You are pissing me off. You know that you are one heck stubborn and always thinks that you are right? She is trying to salvage the stupid misunderstanding and then you just totally ignore her,me,and almost everyone else in the family. One word for you. Disappointed.

2009-08-30T20:07:00.002+08:00

ACES day=All Children Excersise Simultaneously.
which can also mean
ALL Chickens Eat Shit.
I want tomorrow to come.
I suddenly like P.E.

adidas

2009-08-29T21:56:00.002+08:00

Money makes the world go round.
Food makes me round.
You spin my head right round.
You are Katy Perry, I am Lady GaGa!
CRAZY.GILA.SIAO.WHAT?

hysterical

2009-08-28T20:48:00.000+08:00

I am seriously under alot of stress that all the ugly pimples are poking out from my forehead. OMG i am disgusted. Actually not really as i have seen worse cases on advertisements like,"Bioskin,New York Skincare solutions..." Okay, whatever. Am i like their spokeswoman? The root of all these EVIL is something real deadly. More deadly than being crushed by the fat, smelly hippo from the zoo according to Nicole. No kidding man. TESTS=EVIL they share the same name. Murder. They kill students, massacre them, chop them up and mince them into mincemeat. Imagine having 3 tests a week ESPECIALLY ANNIE LIM'S one. I studied until i almost gouged my eyes out, literally. If i fail this, i will run to the nearest window and jump down. Seriously lah, this is the first test which i have studied so hard before. I don't want to let anyone down anymore, especially Captain Green! HAHAHA,P.S: I love your Captain Grren. LOL. I feed on chocolates. Kinder Joy makes me happy!

save the earth, stop drinking water.

2009-08-23T19:51:00.005+08:00

Sup to the world! I told TinHang my Geog results today and he was like OMG. He got 3o/40 leh! He is so pro. And guess what? I got not even half of his score. I got a pathetic 10. I am so noob. Major loser is smacked into my face. Hmm, imma mug this time round and make sure i pass the next freaking test so that i don't have to stay for remedial and look at Captain's Green owner's face :) She's like"only those who hold Captain Green can talk." Like wtf lah. Then she ask us questions we all quiet lorh. Maths can go eat poop. Like literally. Ms Tay bombarded us with so much homework giving the excuse that it's to help us with our test. Whatever. I WILL PASS GEOGRAPHY. If i don't, i will do Buttons infront of everyone :) /ll\
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Okay, maybe not ;)

scuze' me?

2009-08-22T16:46:00.005+08:00

Another one of those nothing-else-to-do-and-like-to-intrude-people's-privacy quiz :)

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.If you get 11-20, you are normal.If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.People who don’t have any are full of crap.Tag 10 of your friends and find out whether or not they suffer paranoia.
I fear ...
[ ] black people
[x] the dark
[x] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
total so far: 2

[x] being touched
[x] fire
[x] deep water
[x] snakes
[ ] silk
[x] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[x] thunder/lightning
[x] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[x] rats
[ ] snow
total so far: 11

[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death[ ] heaven
[X] being robbed/mugged
[X] falling
[x ] clowns
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[X] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors
[X] tornadoes
total so far: 16

[x] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[x] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[x] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[X] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[x] growing up, old
[x] creepy noises in the night
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood

total: 25 paranoid! Hmm, yeah i think on some cases. ;D Hah. But who isn't scared of anything?

Oh and Thomas, get well soon okay? Don't be sad! Stay happy! Hopefully we can see you on monday eh? ;D

Even if the sky is falling down

2009-08-21T21:01:00.003+08:00

Had CCA photo shoot+class photo shoot yesterday. And the WO-man who was in charge was a total _____. She was like"you, you, you" and "can you please cooperate?" WTH lah. Who does she think she is lah. Pissed man. I offficially survived my number 10000000000 near-death experience today :) WHOO. But the scariest was when _______ almost knocked into me.

Not dumb people should know who i am referring to. I am evil. Nicole looked so chio today in her band uniform lah. I know she's gonna love me for saying this :) I LIKE IT. Alot. But, it's translucent so what lies underneath is so obvious. Then she had an indian friend who seriously looked like President Nathan. So funny. HAHAHA. LAHLAHLAH. "Omg, you are digressing girl." *Shakes head* I ROCK THE WORLD.

Bad people, seriously.

paedophile :D

2009-08-16T20:03:00.002+08:00

你这个 gundu pok :)

running isn't the best solution, sleeping is :)

2009-08-16T18:06:00.000+08:00

Heyo dummies, i shall give you people a chance to intrude into my privacy. Ooh, too bad. Can't upload the quizzz. HAH. In your face. Okay i sound so idiotic, bimbotic, spastic whatever here. Feeling kinda stressed. Hahaha anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMILAH! Don't ask me how i know :) Good news assholes, here it is:

Now, here's what you're supposed to do, and please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 20 of your friends here in facebook to answer this. Then see what happens.

if you are a guy- post it as my type of girl...
if you are a girl- post it as my type of guy...

1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
Don't know. If you really like that person, you won't mind how he/she looks. Good looks is a plus point.

2. Smart?
Yes.

3. Preferred age?
Same or 2 years older :)

4. Preferred height?
179.9cm!

5. How about sense of humor?
MUST HAVE. But cannot be like Ruth Ng's jokes.

6. How about piercings?
Okay...

7. Accepts you for who you are?
YES. MUST.

8. Pink hair?
Black or abit highlight.

9. Mushy or no?
Abit lah.

10. Thin or fat?
FIT :D

11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
Asian.

12. Long hair or short hair?
Depends. See which one look better on him :)

13. Plastic or metal?
ROCK.

14. Smells good?
YES as mentioned below.

15. Smoker?
NO. I hate people with BB and BO and wants to die earlier.

16. Drinker?
NO.

17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
Don't need lah. But cannot be cmi :D

18. Muscular?
Muscle-less are a no.

19. Plays piano?
That would be cool. :D

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
AND ELECTRIC!

21. Plays violin?
OMG YESYESYES.

22. Sings very good?
YEP.

23. Vain?
YES.

24. With glasses?
Best no.

25. With braces?
NO.

26. Shy type?
NO. Must be friendly and outgoing!

27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
Half-half.

28. Active or passive?
Active.

29. Tight or bomb?
Call for the bomb control then. Loosen if tight.

30. Singer or dancer?
Both.

31. Stunner?
Not too much. May need to wear sunglasses :P

32. Hiphop?
YES!

33. Earrings?
Yes.

34. Countless ex-bf/gf?
NO.

35. Charming or handsome.
BOTH!

36. Sweet or romantic?
Sweeeet.

37. Writes love letters?
Sometimes lah.

38. Playful?
Err yah But not too playful.

39. Flirt?
Don't flirt how to start?.

40. A poem writer?
Definite NO. I hate poems.

41. Serious?
Most of the times bah.

42. Campus crush?
NONONO. On me.

43. Painter?
Maybe? Must be my favourite colour though.

44. Religious?
100%!

45. Someone who likes to tease people?
DUH.

46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
NONE PLEASE. I hate guys who go online 24/7.

47. Speaks 20 languages?
Make that 21 :)

48. Loyal or faithful?
Loyal like a dog, faithful like a devoted guy :D

49. Good kisser?
Excellent kisser.

50. Loves children?
Cannot be those who are so crazy over children. If not he might as well marry a sow lah!

This kind of thing intrude into people's life one lah. Was bored anyway. About the Ruth Ng's joke, no offence but its the truth. A universal fact of the world. Getting baptised soon.

mihekilyllautcauoytahteveilebtonnaci

lewser

2009-08-15T19:48:00.002+08:00

Drama was fun :D I acted as the drunkard husband while Shermel acted as the abused wife of mine. It was super funneh lah. I was like, "I'm sorry darling. I promise i won't do it again." HAHAHAHA. Ownage. Thomas smacked me more than 10 times on that day and i swear i will get back at her :) Anywayzxc, saw what ______ posted long long ago just now. Shocked and almost dropped dead on the floor. I cannot believe what you said. I am so disappointed in you. I thought you were different but looks like i was wrong :( Stare Lah Quah. Hah. I want to watch UP! But it's so unrealistic lah. Funny tho. Chloe likes to watch cartoon movies. I hate horror movies. Orphan! Freaking scary lah Walao. You see the girl ah, tonight don't need sleep.
Girl, watch what you post.

也许这样子比较好。我也不用那么担心。

i am the great.

2009-08-10T20:17:00.000+08:00

I just drank a bowl of crocodile meat soup. Crocodile. And ya know what? It tastes GREAT :D DIdn't expect myself to actually think that it was ok cos the soup comes from a creature who has very disgusting complexion and slimey eyes. Hah. Anyway, all hyped out just now :) Was talking on the phone with my dear Thomas :D We seriously crapped alot lah. Hehhehheh school tomorrow! I am happy. Even if someone is pointing a knife at my throat now, i will still smile like an idiot.

I don't want to face her tomorrow. She spoils my day first thing in the morning. She freaks me out. Weird.

2009-08-09T20:31:00.001+08:00

HAPPY 44th BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!;D So enthu for the first time. Lol. Didn't go out to celebrate. But home is good enough. Anyway, i find this year's NDP song abit...weird? Actually, more of the no link and no tune. Watching singapore idol, preparing myself to see contestants who think that they can sing but instead, they should just go crack glass somewhere else :)Asian avril lavigne!My house can see fireworks!Pledge moment...OMG they just turned the national song into some weird choir like version.
I was walking today on the street when i saw this bald indian man. He had a comb behind his back in the butt pocket. Why would he need the comb when he doesn't have any hair?

You have more armpit hair then my father's leg hair! :D

2009-08-08T18:01:00.002+08:00

I am finally returning to school on tuesday people :D After one whole week. I have been staying at home doing nothing and missing out all the fun in school. I missed the skit lah. Still quite pissed off. I wanted to see how everyone would perform on that day. Sighs but i think i'll need to catch up on alot once i get back. I skipped alot of stuff like:
1. Skit
2. Drama
3. Fencing
4. Ting xie
HAH. I heard that the class had to do mass corrections for ting xie for failing it like shit. If i went to school on that day, i will have to do everything too so that's the only good thing. Tuesday. TUESDAYYYYYY! :)

one way

2009-08-02T19:51:00.002+08:00

My body is aching all over for no reason. It definitely can't be fever becauseeeeeee, my temperature is 38.1 degree c which means i freaking got FEVER. F.E.V.E.R Nooooooooo i don't want to be suspected of swine flu! OHMYGRANDAMA i don't want to be quarintined at home like a sick pig. Should i go toschooltommorow? Should i go spread the fever? I mean, go there and study? ... I have decided. I shall decide my decision tomorrow! :D Relax people, i am not evil.
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Special message to all cast members and the director especially:
I know that you guys are sick of doing all the scenes over again cos of laughing or forgetting your lines. But you guys ROCK TO THE MAX for being so...caring about this skit :) And Nicole, I know its not easy to be the one directing everything but you are doing a GREAT job okay? So do your best everyone!

tit-for-tat

2009-08-01T20:31:00.000+08:00

When she sits down, I fall.
When she walks, the earth shakes.
When she runs, it's the end of the world.

Do you know who you are?

1,2,3 GO GRANDMA!

2009-08-01T18:29:00.003+08:00

Went to a park called east coast park which is located in the east today. I did not go there to litter*ahem i meant cycle, swim? I went for RC walk which we went there to hear the person speak his singlish speech. Ok whatever, not interested. Ohohoh me JH and Nicole created a new group called GO GRANDMA! I shall not reveal its origin but a little clue though. Neknek :)
Just went to Chloe's blog and guess what. WE HAVE THE SAME BLOG SONG. We did not agree first one lorhs. This is called yuan fen! Cousin mahs :D And
Thomas: Eh what song is this?
Me and Nicole: I hate this part.
Thomas: OH! I love this part!
Get it?
Sidenote: Manasi, don't forget to ask the seniors what's the meaning of pussy and cum :)
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I don't get it. I have already cut off all ties with you. Why do you not get the idea? And i am totally disgusted with the way you think things. You think that the person is trying to get your attention but the person who is trying to get your attention is not trying to get your attention. Nobody wants to get your attention so stop thinking that people are trying to get your attention. Don't try me.

Time is ticking

2009-07-25T18:24:00.002+08:00

I feel that i have achieved alot today. Did almost all of my homework, unexpectedly. Sighs, still have not done my lines :( Nicole did 5 already. 5 at least. I realised that all of our subject teachers have something against each other. It's super obvious to our class. I have no idea why but maybe its the norm? Ms Debarati always compares us with another class. She will be like, "Why can't you be like__?" The fact is that our class is one of a kind and special :) I don't see any reason in changing us. Too enthu? That's not a problem actually. Classroom too dirty? Can't help it. I so do not know why i am saying all these when my class is not even THAT united. Hah. 1/1 and 1/2 is super united. But nevermind, i believe that our class will be. Soon. Oh, did i mention that i kinda injured my right eye? Anyway,
1. My finger nail went to scratch my right eye. Which accidentally poked into my eyeball.
2. It was freaking painful.
3. When i looked into the mirror, there was blood at the side of the eyeball.
4. Now it doesn't hurt.
5. But there is still blood stains.
Hopefully it heals and doesn't leave a mark behind :)

I hope that i won't grow old and die :D

one time(me plus you)

2009-07-24T20:43:00.001+08:00

I am freaking suay this week for no apparent reason. Chinese class-Was laughing with Nicole. Huang lao shi was very pissed off with our class already so she asked for our parents' numbers. Gave my mom's one :) Hah. Shitface lah, people laugh also want to complain. Didn't call in the end. Thank God! But she made us write lines :( Language Arts-Then got kicked out of class by Ms Debarati with Shermel cos we cheered and clapped ._. Please lah, the whole class cheered okay? It's not us only. Bias shit. Anyway, we got bored so we went around the whole school? Lol. Then past by 3/8 while Mr Rafeek was teaching :O Okay, the scariest part was when we past by 3/5 :D Huang lao shi was teaching MT. Then when we past by, she was like,"越". Thought she called me and i freaked out totally and ran. Actually she was saying,"越来越". LOL! Super spastic. We did some really fun and stupid things during CCA today. I feel so despo. We've got freaking lot of homework seriously. The teachers think that we are very free and once we get home we go online or shake our legs. Heheheh. Didn't fufil my promise to Clarice.

Why do i get the feeling that i am being used for pleasure by them?
Nothing is fair in this world.

2009-07-19T17:51:00.000+08:00

I totally stoned through out the service today. I didn't get the jokes which the speaker cracked. Its either i'm slow or ... Just suddenly remembered that there is the 5 stations tommorow. I'm just gonna go out there and do my worst like i really care about this dispensable test :) Since thomas says that my posts are not interesting, i shall post about this happening.

Today, as i was crossing the road, i saw a car run over a bird. As it ran over the bird, blood spurt out everywhere in all possible directions. The callous driver did not bother to stop and see if it was still alive and just drove away. One possible reason, the bird was too small that's why. Anyway, besides blood, the eyeballs rolled out from the sockets too. After that, the bird tried to move or you can say, fly. But unfortunately, a bicycle zoomed past it ending the animal's life. The legs were broken and smashed into tiny weeny bits. Disgusted and pitying the poor bird, i walked off.

Shoot. CCA starts on tuesday. This means that i have less time without having CCA.

P.S, I love M.......ilk! :D

2009-07-18T17:48:00.000+08:00

I just saw a very spastic video saying that Lady Gaga is actually a MAN. Yes you heard/saw it right. A Man starting with the capital 'M'. Obviously, definitely, duh-ly she IS NOT A FREAKING MAN. Please lah people get a life. Just because she looks weird doesn't mean she is a man. Its either you are blind or you have poop rubbed in your eyes. Okay, enough of that anyway. Just now my younger brother pronounced Pasiris as "Pa-rees". What an insult to Paris Hilton the one with the super, horrifying, disgustingly ugly nose. I do not like the weekends. I like weekdays :)
My day sucks.
My attitude sucks too.

Hypocrites

2009-07-17T17:21:00.000+08:00

Had Geog lesson yesterday. Laughed like mad totally. Nicole and Thomas got kicked out of the class lah. Hahahahah. Anyway, did alot of thinking after Mrs Lim talked to us. Maybe she's right. Its time to stop. But i don't agree that i love her when she forced us to say it. LOL. Had skit rehearsal today :D Omg so extra cos i didn't had to do anything ._. Nicole, You Make A Great Director! I so loved the part where JH and JY got bullied. Sadddddddist! You people enjoyed it also what anyway.
Trashed all the shit out with JH today, finally. I am sick and tired of him saying shit about us behind our backs. We are not like retards and don't know that you know? Anyway, apology accepted :) I know that you people think that sometimes we are a disgrace to the class. Okay. Yeah. I hope that you guys realise that we are a class okay. Whatever we do, its in the name of 1/5. We know that too now.
If you are not happy with us, don't hide it. Stop being such a hypocrite.

2009-07-12T20:28:00.000+08:00

-Gone-

2009-07-12T20:12:00.000+08:00

As you can see from the above, I seriously have a problem with these two things. P.E can kill me for sure, no doubt about that. Especially when its HIM. I'm not some pessimist freak that really goes "NO P.E! Anti P.E! P.E shall die!" But seriously, MOE should lower the standard of physical fitness :D Yeah, but P.E does has its good points like:
1. Being fit.
2. Not fat.
3. Won't be obese.
Blah. Art can be reaaaaaaally boring :( I wonder how Picasso did it. At least there wasn't something called demerit during his times. Argh, demerit.

I want nobody, nobody but YOU! :D

2009-07-11T19:29:00.000+08:00

I realise that our Art teacher is freaking demanding. Never bring art materials, demerit. Late, demerit. Slow, demerit. Talk, demerit. Why do i get the feeling that she demerits people for pleasure? Anyway, she has two little cute shoes under her crutches. OH MAN, i pity those shoes. Getting crushed everyday by the weight. A very heavy one. Oh wait, we have homework? What homework? Right, its the one which we had to research on a guy called by his name which i totally forgot. YAY. Another demerit. Ms Bibiana Wong got a sense of humor too but sometimes it's just too cold. But hey seriously, she IS the teacher that our class respects the most. No kidding. Look at how we greet other teachers for e.g, Ms Debarati. Oh and i'm stuck in a place of oblivion. At the back of the class. I'm doomed cos i can't talk to anyone. Hmm, maybe its the door of opening to being schizophrenic :)

2009-07-10T17:45:00.000+08:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can go on forever. Had Drama class yesterday :D Our instructor said that she is an actress :O
Thomas: EH, anyone got paper? I want her autograph leh!
Me: Why?
Thomas: She's an actress you know?
LOL. Thomas is so observant (:
Anyway, we had to do some introduction of ourselves and come up with a POSE. Sheesh I will never ever ever ever ever forget how Manasi introduced herself! She did some sort of egyptian dance and said, "Hi I'm Manasi." LolLol. Shermel did a split mannnnnnnnn. Yeah then we played a Cat and Mouse game which Ms Debarati participated :) Some people ran like mad totally. Ohohohohohoh- Mughilan chased Manasi! Then Manasi chased him! Okay butttt, when she was chasing him she fell down. What a show lah seriously. Daniel and Jong Han are in our group but we are still short of 1 drama mama! Nicoleeeee. Thomas also not with us :'(

MEGAN CHOO ANG THEW
Interesting name you got there, but too bad you suck. Ya know what? I'm seriously tired of your boasting whatsoever. You can suck up to them for all i care. I'm not vying with you for anything seriously. If you think so then you are seriously wrong and can go and SCSC. You can act as if you are not but gosh, please brush up on your acting for god's sake. A piece of advice to you: At the end of the day, its not the sucking up that counts but your ability which people will then notice you.

2009-07-06T17:56:00.000+08:00

I LOVE THIS
Cadbury Ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVblWq3tDwY

And another one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWEOHd9JNmk&feature=fvw

Enjoy :)

2009-07-06T15:23:00.000+08:00

Things haven't really been going well since the start of school. There was not a single conversation carried out. But I'm gonna make a difference, hopefully. :D
I've decided to play along with this juvenile game.

2009-07-04T20:24:00.000+08:00

Dad's birthday today!
People listen to It rains by Andre Merrit! Its kinda unknown but i like it so yeah :D
Know what? I am being torn by the right and to the left to the left. What it seems to be may not be what it actually is. Stop making assumptions or you'll lose more. Seriously.

2009-07-03T19:57:00.000+08:00

29.07.09

First day of school!

30.07.09

Nicole made me addicted to Knock You Down :D

1.07.09

It was totally gross and gross and just so gross

"People, introducing the one and only Mee Soto and Chilli and Unknown saliva drink! It's not only nutritious, it can also make you vomit. This way, you don't have to worry about getting fat :D"

I was like super enthu into drinking this drink ._. Ok and i puked, sort of. Me and Thomas same reaction!

2.07.09

Mr Greedy and Miss Chatterbox :)

3.07.09

Listen up 1/5, we are gonna be Mrs Annie Lim's Ace Students for Geog! The internal structure of the Earth is Ferrero Rocher! And she totally insulted Rui Yang okay? Desparati changed Thomas's seat! I am missing her like mad now lah :( Seating with XinYi. Again?! So much for "Getting to know your classmates better by changing seats and knowing someone NEW" Whatever.

2009-06-28T20:17:00.001+08:00

People buy bubble tea for their pearl right? :D

2009-06-26T18:15:00.000+08:00

I just realised that
1. We have not done anything for our class skit.
2. School starts in 2 days time.
3. We will embarrass ourselves.
4. Ms Debarati would be so proud of us.
5. WE ARE SCREWED.
6. I can't think of anything more.

I don't care cos' I'm not cast :D Crew is the love! Slack, slack, slack. Having cell group later on. We are gonna go MAD over ice-cream! Making our own :D Charis is down with dengue fever :'( Must pray hard for her. Oh Oh Flag Day i raised $140!!! I was like, WOW? Most of the people donated 50 cents only so its totally UNBELIEVABLE. Going Sentosa tomorrow! Sighs but I think Dad won't come :(
Bye, gonna rob someone's house :D

2009-06-24T20:23:00.000+08:00

22.06.09
Ran 2.4km with Clarice today. Gosh i seriously sucked :( I think even Ah Ma can run faster than me now. LOL.
23.06.09
Did nothing except____________________________. :D
24.06.09
Woohoo! Today's Flag Day! I did the morning shift. Firstly went to Clementi MRT to go around asking. Omg it was like first in my life time saying "HI" and "THANK YOU" to so many people :O Anyway, moved on to NTUC. Hahahas, alot of aunties donated okay! My tin was like super heavy! Hahahahas then one very very kind soul donated $10 :D My Dad!!! Didn't expect to see him. Thanks alot Dad! Okay, there were alot of weird people that i met. Seriously. They can be weirder than Osama.

200609

2009-06-20T17:31:00.000+08:00

I think I'm suffering from insomnia. Have not been sleeping for the past few days which is highly abnormal as I can sleep within 5 minutes listening to Desparati :) No offence but seriously, any sound person will agree with me. Father's Day is just tomorrow! Cooking for Dad tonight :O I will probably turn the whole kitchen upside down :( Hahahahahahaha anyway it was him who wanted to taste my cooking. Ohhhhh just finished my chinese book review! Hehhehhehheh can't really believe cos' I thought i would probably take 1 billion years to complete it. Hah but unfortunately I might be dead by then. I realise I'm crapping too much. Will post a photo of my dish. I remembered cooking my first omelette during home econs and it was burnt. BADLY. But hey, Mr Faizal is still a great teacher okay? :) YAY! Tomorrow can finally collect my tin for Flag Day!!! Can't wait for ittttttttttttttttt 4 days from now Super excited now especially when Clarice is helping out too.
Hopefully I will raise alot of $$$.

2009-06-18T14:16:00.000+08:00

Shall do the quiz another time :D Too lazy to do it now

2009-06-18T13:49:00.000+08:00

Went to VivoCity yesterday with the girls :D Met Shermel first,but we went to the wrong house ._. Took bus there and pictures were taken! Nicole, dont forget ah :) *My brother just screamed* Ok anyway, window shopped. Then we had some disturbing news but seriously, it wasn't our fault right? Watched a movie. Don't feel like talking about it but i was totally grossed out at some parts. Had lunch at Pizza Hut. Lols can't forget the sesame seed in Sprite. Hahas poor Thomas. Went home after that. Right now, I'm dying from doing my chinese book review. Pity me people :D

The blog's timing and date is all wrong :(

2009-06-15T20:55:00.000+08:00

First of all, THANK YOU SO MUCH Myet and Nicole for everything! Oh and Shermel too for helping me think of the URL. But sadly, did not use it in the end cos' people may think that i'm like...les? LOL. And Renitta, thanks for helping me remember my ABC's! :D Love you guys to the MAX!

P.S: Finally beat Dad in table soccer! Whoos :)

2009-06-14T21:45:00.000+08:00

It is 9.45PM. Posting something for the sake of posting. Lol. Ok this is lame, shall go and sleep now. Hmm, or eat? Anything :)